brad paisley385 Brad Paisley Captures a Leprechaun

[lastfm]Brad Paisley[/lastfm] Tweeted about capturing a leprechaun.  If you want to know what Leprechaun poop smells like, read on.

Here’s his tweets.. cleaned up a little bit, though I didn’t change the way he spells “leprechaun:”

“Holy cow, just saw a leprechan! Just saw a leprechan! Ran right by my chair! Freaking out! Dressed in green! Said something about gold! Aaah”

“Okay I just caught him in a possum trap we had in the barn! He’s (MAD)!”

“Ow! He bit me! Little bastard! Do leprechans carry any diseases? He’s a mean one. I’ll name him” Lucky”. I’m going to keep him 4 ever & ever.”

“Man leprechans can spit like llamas! He got me good. So I waterboarded him with a bottle of aquafina.”

“Oh gross. He pooped all over his cage. Great.”

“Oh yeah, if you’re wondering, their poop is John Deere green. But it smells like bleu cheese. Odd.”

Comments
  1. Renee says:

    OMG!!!! Too funny!

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