The Twitterverse is working overtime recently. It is almost like there was flash mob of funny. If I were a woman, Alyssa Milano’s thought is something I would have. I feel bad for Michael Ian Black’s pizza delivery guy. And the dad from $#*! My Dad Says is supposed to be stuff that the dad said to make the son feel bad, but I think it makes me feel just as bad.
I usually check out Alyssa Milano’s Twitter account because she is sexy and occasionally sends out some very nice TwitPics, but today she said something that sorta weirded me out. But I could see thinking the same thing if I was a woman:
@alyssa_milano - Ummm… sometimes it freaks me out that I’m growing a human being inside of my body.
While I would feel bad if Michael Ian Black did this to his pizza delievery guy, I think I may give this a shot sometime:
@michaelianblack – Going to delight pizza guy with an autographed headshot in lieu of a tip.
The dad from S#*! My Dad Says may have directed this towards his son but I feel that I would actually be the aliens in this case. I do love my Arby’s:
@shitmydadsays - No. Aliens exist, I just don’t think they came millions of light years just to see earth. Be like driving 1000 miles to go to an Arby’s”
And make sure you follow me on Twitter, @thecoopshow. While I may not be as funny as these people, I do give out free stuff like concert tickets, cd prize packs, and other awesome WYCD prizes for my followers. And these aren’t the only funny Tweets, check out more funny Tweets of the Day here, and here!
Much Love, Coop