I was really bummed when some of my favorite celebrities really dropped the ball on being funny on Twitter. Without skipping a beat, I was reading some Tweets from my new Followers. I am still laughing about most of these.
@jharlot – If you’re in a Silent Treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.
@spooky_johnson – After 4 weeks on a low-cholesterol diet, it’s become clear that “cholesterol” is just a fancy word for “flavor”.
@behindyourback – I went for the handshake, he went for the double cheek kiss and the whole greeting ended up more awkward than a 13yr old’s mustache.
@cravenhart – Sorry dude. My wife and I had a meeting and we’ve decided I don’t want to hang out with you any more.
HAHAHA! What a day! Since I feel generous after that good laugh, I got some good stuff to give away on my Twitter account. Follow @thecoopshow for your free stuff!